Ufos, Jfk, and Elvis: Conspiracies You Don't Have to Be Crazy to Believe Paperback - 2000

Summary

First line

I can remember where I was.

From the rear cover

In UFOs, JFK, and Elvis, the distinguished statesman of stand-up comedy tackles some of the biggest conspiracies and cover-ups this side of Roswell. Just what is it that they don't want you to know about the assassination of John F. Kennedy, Area 51, and what the American astronauts really found on the moon? The unexplained crash at Roswell and the mysterious "face" on Mars? The link between the Nazis and the U.S. space program? Evidence of extraterrestrial experimentation?

Finally, one lone "nut" exposes the conspiracy to keep conspiracies a dirty little secret, standing up to the shadowy forces that would have us believe that Oswald acted alone, those lights in the sky are weather balloons, and fluoridated water is good for you (yeah, right). "Some of the smartest people I know . . . find it easier -- and certainly more comforting -- to believe that America is the only country on earth with no conspiracies at all." Just remember: do not ask on whom The Belz has told -- he's told on them.

Media reviews

"Richard Belzer is one of the funniest black men in America!"
--CHRIS ROCK

"Belzer is my biggest comedy influence. He is the Tigris and Euphrates of cool."
--DENNIS MILLER
   Author of Ranting Again

"ALWAYS A HOTBED OF SEDITION, BELZER COMES AT YOU LIKE A HANDFUL OF FLUNG GRAVEL. After all these years, it's a treat to have his insanity in book form."
--Bill Maher
   Host of Politically Incorrect

"A MUST-READ . . . YOU GOTTA LOVE THE BELZ. . . . His sharp sense of humor doesn't allow him to miss an opportunity for laughs."
--Playboy