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The Seinfeld Scripts: The First & Second Seasons

The Seinfeld Scripts: The First & Second Seasons

The Seinfeld Scripts: The First & Second Seasons Softcover - 1998 - 1st Edition

by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Elliott Beard (Designer)

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On May 14, 1998, the final episode of "Seinfeld" airs, bringing down the curtain on one of America's most-watched television comedies. Featuring the complete television scripts from the show's first two seasons--17 episodes in all--"The Seinfeld Scripts" offers Jerry, George, Elaine, Kramer, and the rest of the crew at its hilarious best! Photos.

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New York: HarperPerennial, 1998. Softcover. FINE. Clean, unworn copy. No writing or markings. Binding is sound and tight. 526 pages. Additional info or photos on request. Ships in sturdy cardboard packaging, with tracking and insurance.
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  • Title The Seinfeld Scripts: The First & Second Seasons
  • Author Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Elliott Beard (Designer)
  • Binding Paperback
  • Edition number 1st
  • Edition 1
  • Condition Used - Fine
  • Pages 526
  • Volumes 1
  • Language ENG
  • Publisher HarperPerennial, New York
  • Publication date 1998
  • Features Movie/TV Tie-In, Table of Contents
  • Bookseller's Inventory # 5684
  • ISBN 9780060953034 / 0060953039
  • Weight 1.33 lbs (0.60 kg)
  • Dimensions 9.11 x 6.19 x 1.46 in (23.14 x 15.72 x 3.71 cm)
  • Themes
    • Chronological Period: 1990's
  • Category Pop Arts / Pop Culture
  • Library of Congress Catalogue Number 98015819
  • Dewey Decimal Code 791.457
  • Bookseller catalogues Humour & Entertainment

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Reader reviews for The Seinfeld Scripts: The First & Second Seasons

From the publisher

Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer.

We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of "Seinfeld."

Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, "The Seinfeld Scripts" contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles, " where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in "The Stakeout"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in "The Ex-Girlfriend"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in "The Jacket"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes "The Pony Remark"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in "The Deal"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in "The Revenge"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in "The Chinese Restaurant."

It's all here: the award-winning writing of "Seinfeld, " "the defining sitcom of our age." Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld.

Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease.
Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome?
Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.
George: She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk."
Jerry: The four worst words in the English language.
Kramer: What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me.
Jerry: Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.

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Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer.

We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of Seinfeld.

Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, The Seinfeld Scripts contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles," where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in "The Stakeout"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in "The Ex-Girlfriend"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in "The Jacket"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes "The Pony Remark"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in "The Deal"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in "The Revenge"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in "The Chinese Restaurant."

It's all here: the award-winning writing of Seinfeld, "the defining sitcom of our age". Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld.

Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease.
Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome?
Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.


George: She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk."
Jerry: The four worst words in the English language.


Kramer: What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me.
Jerry: Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.

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