Seagalogy by Vern

The writer known only as Vern is loved for his unorthodox reviewing style and hisexpertise in "the films of Badass Cinema." His review of the slasher movie Chaosearned him a wrestling challenge from its director; his explosive essay on thePG-13 rating of Live Free or Die Hard prompted Bruce Willis himself to walkbarefoot across the broken glass of movie message boards to respond.