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Distory: A Treasury of Historical Insults
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Distory: A Treasury of Historical Insults Hardback - 2004

by Robert Schnakenberg

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"Distory: A Treasury of Historical Insults" is a hilarious collection of insulting historical quotations in the vein of "The Portable Curmudgeon" that will have history buffs and readers of humor books in stitches. Full of lively quips, jabs, jaunts and put downs by and about notable figures, it covers all epochs of mostly Western history. Schnakenberg has collected more than 600 historical insults into this first collection of its kind.

Included:
"A German singer! I should as soon expect to get pleasure from the neighing of my horse."
- Alexander the Great

"Belgium is just a country invented by the British to annoy the French."
- Charles de Gaulle

"What can you do with a man who looks like a female llama surprised when bathing?"
- Winston Churchill on Charles de Gaulle

"Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time."
- Lyndon B. Johnson

"Avoid all needle drugs - -the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon."
- Abbie Hoffman

First line

We have a tendency to look back at America's Founding Fathers as paragons of civil discourse.

Details

  • Title Distory: A Treasury of Historical Insults
  • Author Robert Schnakenberg
  • Binding Hardback
  • Edition First Edition
  • Pages 192
  • Volumes 1
  • Language ENG
  • Publisher St. Martin's Press, Gordonsville, Virginia, U.S.A.
  • Publication date November 18, 2004
  • Illustrated Yes
  • ISBN 9780312326715 / 0312326718
  • Weight 0.6 lbs (0.27 kg)
  • Dimensions 7.6 x 4.98 x 0.7 in (19.30 x 12.65 x 1.78 cm)
  • Category Humor
  • Library of Congress subjects Celebrities
  • Library of Congress Catalogue Number 2004046821
  • Dewey Decimal Code 082

About the author

Robert Schnakenberg is the author of several popular biographies, including the acclaimed "Encyclopedia Shatnerica," the first A-Z guide to the life and career of William Shatner, and a frequent contributor to pop culture and reference publications such as "Contemporary Authors, The Grolier Library of International Biographies, The St. James Encyclopedia of Popular Culture and Bowling, Beatnicks, and Bell-Bottoms: Pop Culture of the 20th Century."