I'm the Vampire, That's Why Mass market paperbound - 2006
by Michele Bardsley
There's a new breed of soccer mom in town-with fangs.Does drinking blood make me a bad mother? That's the question single mom Jessica Matthews faces when she wakes from a savage attack sucking on the thigh of Patrick O'Halloran, a super-hot Irish vampire who'd generously offered his femoral artery to save her from death...only to make her one of the undead.Jessica can't rest until the beast that did this to her is caught. Meanwhile, she's having trouble committing to Patrick (in the vampire handbook, physical intimacy costs you several hundred years of being bound together) and keeping her kids in line.
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Broken Heart is the city with the highest rate of divorce and highest percentage of single parents in Oklahoma. And I, Jessica Matthews, have been a member of that club ever since my husband dumped me for his twentysomething secretary and then had the gall to die in a car accident.
Now I’m not just a single mother trying to make ends meet in this crazy world....I’m also a vampire. One minute I was taking out the garbage; the next I awoke sucking on the thigh of superhot vampire Patrick O’Halloran, who’d generously offered his femoral artery to save me.
But though my stretch marks have disappeared and my vision has improved, I can’t rest until the thing that did this to me is caught. My kids’ future is at stake…figuratively and literally. As is my sex life. Although I wouldn’t mind finding myself attached to Patrick’s juicy thigh again, I learned that once a vampire does the dirty deed, it hitches her to the object of her affection for at least one hundred years. I just don’t know if I’m ready for that kind of commitment....
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- Title I'm the Vampire, That's Why
- Author Michele Bardsley
- Binding Mass Market Paperbound
- Edition First Edition
- Pages 352
- Volumes 1
- Language ENG
- Publisher Berkley Books, New York, NY, U.S.A.
- Publication date September 5, 2006
- ISBN 9780451219374 / 0451219376
- Weight 0.38 lbs (0.17 kg)
- Dimensions 6.82 x 4.34 x 0.98 in (17.32 x 11.02 x 2.49 cm)
- Age range 18 to UP years
- Grade levels 13 - UP
- Category Fiction - Romance
- Library of Congress subjects Vampires, Widows
- Dewey Decimal Code FIC
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