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How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man
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How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man Paperback - 2009

by Mary McHugh

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Good things come in small sizes. That is so true, especially for How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man.

Big on fun and filled with hilarious insights about how not to let our inner crotchety old man out, this one makes the perfect Father's Day gift. Men will learn how to age gracefully so they never rattle off an inappropriate "dirty old man" joke. They'll learn that reading the obits first is a cardinal sin and that never reading the instructions is a close second.

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Do you find yourself yelling at the TV? Are you incapable of reading instruction manuals? If so, you're at risk of developing crotchety old man-itis, and this is the book for you.

We all have a crotchety old man in our lives. Maybe he's your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husband--or, though you'd never admit it, even you! Author Mary McHugh's 250 hilarious truths, illustrated by Adrienne Hartman, are a lighthearted razz of the grumpy old man prototype. You know the one: he salts everything automatically before tasting it, he thinks he's the best driver to ever grace pavement, and he still hasn't learned how to empty the dishwasher.

Compact in format, big on fun, and filled with hilarious insights, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man is a perfect Father's Day, birthday, stocking stuffer, or holiday gift for any man who wants to ensure he doesn't slip into the crotchety zone.

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  • Title How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man
  • Author Mary McHugh
  • Binding Paperback
  • Edition Original
  • Pages 144
  • Volumes 1
  • Language ENG
  • Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Publication date 2009-03-17
  • Illustrated Yes
  • Features Illustrated
  • ISBN 9780740781551 / 0740781553
  • Weight 0.2 lbs (0.09 kg)
  • Dimensions 3.7 x 3.3 x 0.6 in (9.40 x 8.38 x 1.52 cm)
  • Themes
    • Event: Birthday
    • Generational Orientation: Elderly/Aged
    • Holiday: Father's Day
    • Sex & Gender: Masculine
  • Category Humor
  • Dewey Decimal Code 305.26

About the author

Mary McHugh is a writer and regular contributor to SeniorWomen.com. She is the author of 15 books, including How Not to Become a Little Old Lady. Mary has written for Good Housekeeping, TheNew York Times, and Family Circle.

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