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Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping?: Actual Quotes from an Actual Toddler to Her Actual Dad Hardback - 2016 - 01st Edition

by Matthew Carroll

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As a single dad, Matthew Carroll didn't always have someone to share in his frequent laughter and incredulity at the various things his daughter, Morgan, said. Hoping to docu­ment some of her best commentary, Carroll took to recording her choicest quotes on his iPhone when she was between the ages of three and five. He then compiled them chronologically in a small homemade volume for friends and family who, compelled by the hilarious and touching content, encouraged him to share it with a larger audience. Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping? is the record of the hilarious, crazy, and touching pronouncements of a little girl, but it's also the irresistible documentation of the love between a parent and child.

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  • Title Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping?: Actual Quotes from an Actual Toddler to Her Actual Dad
  • Author Matthew Carroll
  • Binding Hardback
  • Edition number 01st
  • Edition 01
  • Pages 144
  • Volumes 1
  • Language ENG
  • Publisher Harry N. Abrams
  • Publication date 2016
  • Illustrated Yes
  • ISBN 9781419720246 / 1419720244
  • Weight 0.56 lbs (0.25 kg)
  • Dimensions 6.38 x 5.38 x 0.75 in (16.21 x 13.67 x 1.91 cm)
  • Category Humor
  • Library of Congress subjects Fathers and daughters, Parenting
  • Library of Congress Catalogue Number 215948408
  • Dewey Decimal Code 306.874

About the author

Based in Portland, Oregon, Matthew Carroll has worked at Wieden+Kennedy as an art director, designer, and writer for the past 10 years.

Morgan Carroll loves animals and riding her bicycle.

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