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Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade: How to Survive Life's Smaller
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Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade: How to Survive Life's Smaller Challenges Paperback - 2006

by Guy Browning

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Life's big questions seem to take care of themselves it's the little things that cause the most trouble. Guy Browning shares his hilarious advice for facing a million and one small challenges in this gem that was a runaway bestseller in Britain.Readers of the UK's Guardian magazine already know and love Guy Browning as the author of a droll weekly column. In Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade, Browning introduces his laugh-out-loud rules for living to an American audience. He interprets life's smaller truths and tackles everyday matters with a keen eye and a distinctive, sardonic wit. His tongue-in-cheek advice spans a wide range of topics: Sickness and Health, Cooking and Eating, Fashion and Grooming, Sleeping and Waking, Love and Marriage, and more, encompassing:á How to evaluate a bottle of wine (if the alcohol content is less than 15%, send it straight back) á How to get what you want at the barber's (no multipart instructions, please) á How to pretend to laugh at a friend's joke (the closest most men get to faking orgasm) In Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade, Browning gives the essential rules for living life with a sense of humor.

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Life's big questions seem to take care of themselves?it's the little things that cause the most trouble. Guy Browning shares his hilarious advice for facing a million and one small challenges in this gem that was a runaway bestseller in Britain.
Readers of the UK's "Guardian" magazine already know and love Guy Browning as the author of a droll weekly column. In "Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade," Browning introduces his laugh-out-loud rules for living to an American audience. He interprets life's smaller truths and tackles everyday matters with a keen eye and a distinctive, sardonic wit. His tongue-in-cheek advice spans a wide range of topics: Sickness and Health, Cooking and Eating, Fashion and Grooming, Sleeping and Waking, Love and Marriage, and more, encompassing:
? How to evaluate a bottle of wine (if the alcohol content is less than 15%, send it straight back)
? How to get what you want at the barber's (no multipart instructions, please)
? How to pretend to laugh at a friend's joke (the closest most men get to faking orgasm)
In "Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade," Browning gives the essential rules for living life with a sense of humor. BACKCOVER: Praise for "Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade"
?A collection of daily drolleries . . . Full of short takes with a great deal of no-nonsense (well, maybe a little nonsense) charm.?
"Publishers Weekly"
?This laugh-out-loud little essay collection serves up offbeat assistance. . . . Browning's sophisticated humor makes this a winner.?
"?Library Journal," starred review
?Brilliant. . . . . Everyday matters are skewered with deadpan style and deadly accuracy.?
"?Sunday Times" (London)

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They say the devil makes work for idle hands.

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  • Title Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade: How to Survive Life's Smaller Challenges
  • Author Guy Browning
  • Binding Paperback
  • Pages 278
  • Volumes 1
  • Language ENG
  • Publisher Gotham Books
  • Publication date September 21, 2006
  • ISBN 9781592402410 / 1592402410
  • Weight 0.45 lbs (0.20 kg)
  • Dimensions 7.14 x 5.08 x 0.78 in (18.14 x 12.90 x 1.98 cm)
  • Age range 14 to UP years
  • Grade levels 9 - UP
  • Category Humor
  • Dewey Decimal Code 828.920

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